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The Planet Of The Gimps

Me so smart! You to smart! We smart peepole! Yay!

I don't care if it sounds mean or pessimistic or however you'd like to label it.

The masses are morons.
Stupid. Idiotic. Retarded. Morons.

Believe me, I think I'm pretty damn stupid myself. There are plenty of people more knowledgeable than I am. Yet compared to the rest of society, I'm considered smart. That's sad. That's truly sad.

Have you even seen Jaywalking with Jay Leno? I mean, I bet half of the people who are laughing at the skit don't know the answers to the questions themselves. They're just too damn stupid so they laugh because they hear a laugh track. And there was one person that Leno interviewed who didn't know the four seasons. THE FOUR SEASONS???

I got into a little argument a long time ago, and I thought I'd like to bring it up again.

There are people who like to shout out, "Screw the government!" or "We don't need no stinking White House." And those are basically people who have no idea how the world works. Anarchists, like communists, are in essence idealists but not realists.

PEOPLE CAN'T GOVERN THEMSELVES. I'd like to think they could, but let's face it. They're too stupid. You take a group of average people, strand them on the island and they'd probably die because they don't understand that Oreos and cheesecake don't grow on trees. I mean, the average Joe today is no smarter than the average Joe of the 1800's is. Nothing has changed. I know people who are old enough to vote, but can't run a washing machine. And as some type of strange phenomenon, people who can't run a washing machine just so happen drive SUV's.

I guess common sense isn't so common after all.

Oog.  Moog.  Ugga.  Boo.

Uh-oh. I can hear the PC Thumpers knocking on my door. I'm not only ridiculing a sector of society, but the whole population. Oh well. Shut up. Those who defend a handicapped society are morons themselves. Do you want to know why? How can a moron understand that he's a moron unless someone smarter tells him so?

I'm sorry. I guess you're right. I mean, I guess I should understand the guy who saw a statue of Lincoln, identified him as good ol' Abe, but thought it was the Washington Memorial. Now that I think about it, I don't know who he is. I haven't lived with him. I don't know his back ground. Perhaps he had a rare disease that rendered him highly allergic to ragweed so that it forced him to live in an isolated, plastic bubble. Then doctors gave him a miracle pill and he's adjusting to society for the first time in twenty years.

Or then again, he might just be a retard.

Let's face it.
Most people know more facts about Saved By The Bell (where scrunchies were in and Zach was pimping chicks) than they know about the government.
Most people can name more Chicken Mc Nugget sauces than they can name famous artists.
Most people understand the "H" in Preparation H than they understand the "M" in MENSA.

There's a show on TV that feeds off of stupid people called Street Smarts. Street smarts? Yeah right. It's more like an idiot parade.

I shouldn't complain. Stupid people are useful.
They deliver oxygen to the plants. They heat up the same rooms I occupy.
Their antics are very amusing. They're easy to manipulate.
They're a great way to spread false rumors. Many of them are nice to look at.
They make The Wheel Of Fortune the number one family game show in America.
They promised a radio show to Howard Stern.
They put the dumbass in dumbass.
They make me look smart. They allow me to rant.

On a kinder note, a lot of them are nice. Believe me... I have a great deal of stupid friends. But they're nice... Hmm... they mean well, are fun to hang out with, but they're just stupid.

Now I can't figure out if that's a good or a bad thing.

Doesn't this just brighten you day?